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Santa Is A Dragon Boater ugly Christmas sweater in Maroon — Santa paddling in a dragon boat crew — Vector Paddle
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Santa Is A Dragon Boater Ugly Christmas Sweater
£35.00 GBP
Color: Maroon
Size: Please choose a size
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✔ Designed by Paddlers, for paddlers
✔ Size True-To-Fit (size up for a looser training fit or for layering)
✔ Printed & Shipped within 2-3 days

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This shirt describes me perfectly"

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
  • Classic crewneck fit for cold-water season and club socials
  • Soft, warm sweatshirt fabric for winter mornings at the water
  • Festive design: Santa paddling in a dragon boat
  • A festive gift for the paddler in your life

Eight reindeer? Santa's upgraded to a full dragon boat crew.

An ugly Christmas sweater for dragon boaters: Santa in the boat, blade in sync, driving for the line with the drum calling the beat.

For crews who train through December and do the Christmas social in matching jumpers. Paddles up. Merry Christmas.
Product Features

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

  • Classic crewneck sweatshirt in soft Heavy Blend fleece, warm and cosy for cold-water season
  • Mid-to-heavyweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and less pilling
  • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex, so it keeps its shape
  • Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
  • Classic unisex fit, true to size, with a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel
Care Instructions / Info

Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. Do not dry-clean. Do not bleach.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Unisex crewneck sweatshirt: Gildan 18000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
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What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐   • 4.9 / 5 • 165 Paddlers 

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

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"Excellent quality, perfect print, and it gets SO many comments from others. I love it"

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FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — And worldwide shipping is FREE for qualifying orders.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.