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Funny paddling tees that actually get the joke. Perfect gifts for the paddler in your life.

The range of designs within Across The Water are engineered for every paddler, from fishermen, players, recreational, dragonboaters and YOU.

No hierarchy. Just the water and the paddle.

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  • World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt

    World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt

    £24.99

    World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt

    £24.99
  • Paddling Since Last Century T-shirt

    Paddling Since Last Century T-shirt

    £24.99

    Paddling Since Last Century T-shirt

    £24.99
  • Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    £24.99

    Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    £24.99
  • Cool Paddling Dad T-shirt

    Cool Paddling Dad T-shirt

    £24.99

    Cool Paddling Dad T-shirt

    £24.99
  • Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt

    Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt

    £24.99

    Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt

    £24.99
  • Just Keep Swimming T-Shirt

    Just Keep Swimming T-Shirt

    £24.99

    Just Keep Swimming T-Shirt

    £24.99
  • Born In The 60s, Still Paddling T-shirt

    Born In The 60s, Still Paddling T-shirt

    £24.99

    Born In The 60s, Still Paddling T-shirt

    £24.99
  • Born In The 70s T-Shirt - v1

    Born In The 70s T-Shirt - v1

    £24.99

    Born In The 70s T-Shirt - v1

    £24.99
  • Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v1

    Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v1

    £24.99

    Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v1

    £24.99
  • Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v1

    Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v1

    £24.99

    Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v1

    £24.99
  • Eat Sleep Paddle T-Shirt

    Eat Sleep Paddle T-Shirt

    £24.99

    Eat Sleep Paddle T-Shirt

    £24.99
  • Eat Sleep Fish T-Shirt

    Eat Sleep Fish T-Shirt

    £24.99

    Eat Sleep Fish T-Shirt

    £24.99

What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ • 4.9 / 5 • 65 Paddlers

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"The t-shirt is my favourite colour, the fit is spot-on and looks great. I love it."

Jacob (Warning Tee)

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FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — worldwide shipping, free over £70.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.