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Self-Deprecating
Honest tees for average paddlers
Racing Humour
For paddlers who suffer competitively
Coffee Humour
For paddlers who paddle for the coffee after
Paddling Cats
For paddlers who are also cat people
General Humour
Everyday paddling truths, said out loud
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Pick any 3
Tees or sweaters
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The Full Kit
Hoodie + sweater + tee
From£94.50£105.00
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- Designed by paddlers
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ • 4.4 / 5 • 165 Paddlers
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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."
Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)
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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"
Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)
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"Excellent quality, perfect print, and it gets SO many comments from others. I love it"
Amanda (World's Okayest Tee)
FAQ's
Fit & sizing
How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.
Orders & shipping
Do you ship internationally?
Yes — And worldwide shipping is FREE for qualifying orders.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.