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  • I Love Paddling Tee

    I Love Paddling Tee

    £25.00

    I Love Paddling Tee

    £25.00
  • I Love Paddling Fitted Tee

    I Love Paddling Fitted Tee

    £25.00

    I Love Paddling Fitted Tee

    £25.00
  • My Other Vehicle Is An Outrigger Tee

    My Other Vehicle Is An Outrigger Tee

    £25.00

    My Other Vehicle Is An Outrigger Tee

    £25.00
  • This Is My Easy Paddle T-Shirt

    This Is My Easy Paddle T-Shirt

    £25.00

    This Is My Easy Paddle T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • My Other Vehicle Is A Surfski Tee

    My Other Vehicle Is A Surfski Tee

    £25.00

    My Other Vehicle Is A Surfski Tee

    £25.00
  • Paddling Since Last Century T-shirt

    Paddling Since Last Century T-shirt

    £25.00

    Paddling Since Last Century T-shirt

    £25.00
  • V.I.P. T-Shirt

    V.I.P. T-Shirt

    £25.00

    V.I.P. T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Probably Paddling T-Shirt

    Probably Paddling T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Probably Paddling T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • A.S.A.P. T-Shirt

    A.S.A.P. T-Shirt

    £25.00

    A.S.A.P. T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Just One More Paddle T-Shirt

    Just One More Paddle T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Just One More Paddle T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • A.S.A.P. Fitted Tee

    A.S.A.P. Fitted Tee

    £25.00

    A.S.A.P. Fitted Tee

    £25.00
  • Legend Has It T-Shirt

    Legend Has It T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Legend Has It T-Shirt

    £25.00

What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ • 4.9 / 5 • 105 Paddlers

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"The t-shirt is my favourite colour, the fit is spot-on and looks great. I love it."

Jacob (Warning Tee)

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FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — worldwide shipping, free over £70.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.