Ugly by design

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Ugly Christmas sweaters for paddlers who'd rather be on the water.

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

For the paddlers who'd rather be on the water than under the mistletoe

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General Christmas

For every paddler, whatever the boat

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Racing Claus

Every racing discipline, in full festive kit

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Festive Dragons

For the crews who paddle as one — even at Christmas

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Christmas Waves

Whitewater in every form, wrapped in an ugly Christmas sweater

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All Ugly Christmas Sweaters

For the paddlers who'd rather be on the water than under the mistletoe

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What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐   • 4.9 / 5 • 165 Paddlers 

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"Excellent quality, perfect print, and it gets SO many comments from others. I love it"

Amanda (World's Okayest Tee)

FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — And worldwide shipping is FREE for qualifying orders.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.