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Funny paddling tees that actually get the joke. Perfect gifts for the paddler in your life.

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  • Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v1

    Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v1

    £25.00

    Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v1

    £25.00
  • Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v2

    Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v2

    £25.00

    Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v2

    £25.00
  • Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v2

    Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v2

    £25.00

    Born In The 90s T-Shirt - v2

    £25.00
  • Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v1

    Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v1

    £25.00

    Born In The 80s T-Shirt - v1

    £25.00
  • Eat Sleep Paddle T-Shirt

    Eat Sleep Paddle T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Eat Sleep Paddle T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Portage Repeat T-Shirt

    Portage Repeat T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Portage Repeat T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Eat Sleep Fish T-Shirt

    Eat Sleep Fish T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Eat Sleep Fish T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Sleep-Optional T-Shirt

    Sleep-Optional T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Sleep-Optional T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • The Waterline is Equal. Va'a female T-Shirt

    The Waterline is Equal. Va'a female T-Shirt

    £25.00

    The Waterline is Equal. Va'a female T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Eat Sleep Paddle Repeat T-Shirt

    Eat Sleep Paddle Repeat T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Eat Sleep Paddle Repeat T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Eat Beach Kayak Repeat Tee

    Eat Beach Kayak Repeat Tee

    £25.00

    Eat Beach Kayak Repeat Tee

    £25.00
  • Ocean Eat Paddle Sleep Repeat Tee

    Ocean Eat Paddle Sleep Repeat Tee

    £25.00

    Ocean Eat Paddle Sleep Repeat Tee

    £25.00

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What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐   • 4.9 / 5 • 165 Paddlers 

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"Excellent quality, perfect print, and it gets SO many comments from others. I love it"

Amanda (World's Okayest Tee)

FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — And worldwide shipping is FREE for qualifying orders.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.