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  • Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    £24.99

    Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    £24.99
  • All The Boats Tee

    All The Boats Tee

    £24.99

    All The Boats Tee

    £24.99
  • World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt

    World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt

    £24.99

    World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt

    £24.99
  • All The Boats Fitted Tee

    All The Boats Fitted Tee

    £24.99

    All The Boats Fitted Tee

    £24.99
  • Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt

    Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt

    £24.99

    Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt

    £24.99
  • Born In The 40s - Still Paddling Tee

    Born In The 40s - Still Paddling Tee

    £24.99

    Born In The 40s - Still Paddling Tee

    £24.99
  • Born In The 70s T-Shirt - v2

    Born In The 70s T-Shirt - v2

    £24.99

    Born In The 70s T-Shirt - v2

    £24.99
  • I Love Paddling Tee

    I Love Paddling Tee

    £24.99

    I Love Paddling Tee

    £24.99
  • The Catch Is Everything - Fitted Tee

    The Catch Is Everything - Fitted Tee

    £24.99

    The Catch Is Everything - Fitted Tee

    £24.99
  • I Love Paddling Fitted Tee

    I Love Paddling Fitted Tee

    £24.99

    I Love Paddling Fitted Tee

    £24.99
  • World's Okayest Paddler Fitted Tee

    World's Okayest Paddler Fitted Tee

    £24.99

    World's Okayest Paddler Fitted Tee

    £24.99
  • The Paddler Tee

    The Paddler Tee

    £24.99

    The Paddler Tee

    £24.99

What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"The t-shirt is my favourite colour, the fit is spot-on and looks great. I love it."

Jacob (Warning Tee)

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FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — worldwide shipping, free over £70.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.