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Worlds Okayest Paddler unisex tee in Navy — funny paddling gift tee — Vector Paddle
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Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt
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Color: Navy
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£25.00

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✔ Designed by Paddlers
✔ Size True-To-Fit (size up for a looser training fit or for layering)
✔ Shipped within 2 days

Reliably average, and completely fine with it.

The World's Okayest Paddler tee is for everyone who shows up, gets on the water, and calls it a win — no podium required, no excuses needed.

Bold, simple lettering that says exactly what it means.

The perfect gift for the paddler in your life who can laugh at themselves.

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
  • Athletic fit that moves with you
  • Lightweight, breathable fabric for long sessions
  • Durable, high-contrast print that won’t fade
  • Designed for training, racing, and everyday wear
Product Features

T-Shirts

  • Our T-shirts are made with soft ring-spun cotton and cotton blends, Softstyle's high stitch density fabric offers a smooth surface
  • Narrow width, rib collar
  • Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
  • Semi-fitted, side-seamed body
  • High-performing recycled tear-away label
  • Solid colours are 100% cotton; Heather colours are 65% cotton, 35% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
  • Manufacturer partners with Better Cotton to improve cotton farming globally
  • Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
  • Reduced plastic waste by the removal of polybags from all products except colour White

Hoodies

  • Our hoodies are made from a soft cotton-poly blend, which provides warmth and durability. Its unisex fit offers everyday versatility, with ribbed cuffs and hem to keep the shape intact. A large front pocket adds convenience, while the double-lined hood with matching drawcord gives it a clean, cohesive look.
  • The classic fit, along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label, make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The colour-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colours - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
Care Instructions / Info

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colours. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not iron print. Do not dry-clean. Do not bleach.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Unisex T-shirt: Gildan 64000, Ladies T-shirt: Gildan 64000L, Hoodie: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ • 4.9 / 5 • 105 Paddlers

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"The t-shirt is my favourite colour, the fit is spot-on and looks great. I love it."

Jacob (Warning Tee)

The range of designs within Across The Water are engineered for every paddler, from fishermen, players, recreational, dragonboaters and YOU.

No hierarchy. Just the water and the paddle.

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