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Ugly Christmas sweaters for paddlers who'd rather be on the water.

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MRS CLAUS IS A PADDLER

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Mrs Claus Is A Paddler ugly Christmas sweater in Navy — paddling Christmas sweater — Vector Paddle
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Mrs Claus Is A Paddler Ugly Christmas Sweater
£35.00 GBP
Color: Navy
Size: Please choose a size
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✔ Designed by Paddlers, for paddlers
✔ Size True-To-Fit (size up for a looser training fit or for layering)
✔ Printed & Shipped within 2-3 days

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "This shirt describes me perfectly"

WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT
  • Classic crewneck fit for cold-water season and club socials
  • Soft, warm sweatshirt fabric for winter mornings at the water
  • Festive design: Mrs Claus out paddling
  • A festive gift for the paddler in your life

Santa works one night a year. Mrs Claus paddles the other 364.

An ugly Christmas sweater for the paddler who really runs things: Mrs Claus out on the water while Santa's busy with the paperwork.

A festive gift for paddling partners, club stalwarts and anyone who's carried the team all year. Merry Christmas, Mrs Claus.
Product Features

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

  • Classic crewneck sweatshirt in soft Heavy Blend fleece, warm and cosy for cold-water season
  • Mid-to-heavyweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
  • Air-jet spun yarn for a softer feel and less pilling
  • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband with spandex, so it keeps its shape
  • Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs
  • Classic unisex fit, true to size, with a tear-away label for a scratch-free feel
Care Instructions / Info

Care instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F), inside out, with similar colours. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron the print. Do not dry-clean. Do not bleach.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Unisex crewneck sweatshirt: Gildan 18000. 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults. Made in Bangladesh
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What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

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"Excellent quality, perfect print, and it gets SO many comments from others. I love it"

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FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — And worldwide shipping is FREE for qualifying orders.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.