Self-Deprecating

Honest tees for paddlers who've made peace with the middle of the pack. The perfect gift for anyone owning their mediocrity with pride.

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  • Obsessive Canoe Disorder Fitted Tee

    Obsessive Canoe Disorder Fitted Tee

    £25.00

    Obsessive Canoe Disorder Fitted Tee

    £25.00
  • VIP Fitted Tee

    VIP Fitted Tee

    £25.00

    VIP Fitted Tee

    £25.00
  • Very Intermediate Paddler T-Shirt

    Very Intermediate Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Very Intermediate Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • P.T.S.D. T-Shirt

    P.T.S.D. T-Shirt

    £25.00

    P.T.S.D. T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • World's Most Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    World's Most Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00

    World's Most Okayest Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Full-Time Mess T-Shirt

    Full-Time Mess T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Full-Time Mess T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Most Vulnerable Paddler T-Shirt

    Most Vulnerable Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Most Vulnerable Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • World's Slowest Paddler T-Shirt

    World's Slowest Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00

    World's Slowest Paddler T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • World's Okayest Paddler - Grunge T-Shirt

    World's Okayest Paddler - Grunge T-Shirt

    £25.00

    World's Okayest Paddler - Grunge T-Shirt

    £25.00
  • Paddle Now T-Shirt

    Paddle Now T-Shirt

    £25.00

    Paddle Now T-Shirt

    £25.00

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What paddlers say about Vector Paddle

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐   • 4.9 / 5 • 165 Paddlers 

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"The t-shirt sums my son up perfectly. He loves it. It fits very well too."

Simon (Paddle Repeat Tee)

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"Nice design, good looking, and the size is perfect. Highly recommend"

Marja (Like A Girl Hoodie)

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"Excellent quality, perfect print, and it gets SO many comments from others. I love it"

Amanda (World's Okayest Tee)

FAQ's

Fit & sizing

How does the fit compare?
Athletic fit — slightly tapered through the body, true to size. Unsure? Check our sizing chart.
Who is this for?
Paddlers who train seriously, race hard, and stay locked in when it counts — across sprint, marathon, slalom, polo, and beyond.
Is this built for training or everyday wear?
Both. Performance fabric that holds up on the water, and a fit that looks right off it.

Orders & shipping

Do you ship internationally?
Yes — And worldwide shipping is FREE for qualifying orders.
How long does delivery take?
Most orders are printed and dispatched within 2 days, then shipped from your nearest production hub for faster delivery wherever you're racing from.
Sizing issue or problem with my order?
Message us directly — no ticket queue, no bot. A real paddler sorts it personally.
Will the print fade or crack after washing?
No — wash cold, inside out, and the print holds. Avoid the tumble dryer for best results.