60-second quiz
What kind of paddler are you?
Six quick questions. One brutally honest paddler profile. Plus tees picked for exactly the kind of paddler you are.
Takes about a minute. No wrong answers (well, mostly).
The results are in…
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Personal Best* Tee
£25.00
1000m Kayak Sprint Tee
£25.00
Part of the Race Tee
£25.00
My Weekend - C1 Tee
£25.00
The Drummer Is Always Right Tee
£25.00
Earn Your Seat Tee
£25.00
Paddling Is Forever Tee
£25.00
No Weak Strokes Tee
£25.00
All The Boats Fitted Tee
£25.00
Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt
£25.00
All The Boats Tee
£25.00
Paddle Hard T-shirt
£25.00
Rapid Junkie T-Shirt
£25.00
Built for whitewater T-shirt
£25.00
One Blade Or Two Tee
£25.00
Gates, Goals, Waves, Lanes Tee
£25.00
First to the Gate Tee
£25.00
One Blade Or Two Tee
£25.00
Gates, Goals, Waves, Lanes Tee
£25.00
Gate Crasher T-Shirt
£25.00
Canoe Polo Line Art Tee
£25.00
Clash. Repeat. — Polo Fitted Tee
£25.00
Queens of the Pool — Polo Fitted Tee
£25.00
Sorry, Can't. — Polo Fitted Tee
£25.00
SUP Paddler T-shirt
£25.00
Paddling SUP T-shirt
£25.00
SUP Sprint Tee
£25.00
My Weekend - SUP Tee
£25.00
Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt
£25.00
All The Boats Fitted Tee
£25.00
World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt
£25.00
Will Paddle For Coffee Fitted Tee
£25.00
Will Paddle For Coffee Fitted Tee
£25.00
Paddle For Coffee Tee
£25.00
Coffee Catch Pull Repeat Hoodie
£45.00
Will Paddle For Coffee Hoodie
£45.00
Flat White Flat Water T-Shirt
£25.00
Paddle Now Coffee After T-Shirt
£25.00
Espresso Yourself Through The Pain T-Shirt
£25.00
Coffee Catch Pull Repeat T-Shirt
£25.00
Purr-fection Fitted Tee
£25.00
Beat Of The Boat T-Shirt
£25.00
Chill Paws T-Shirt
£25.00
Cat-ching Waves Fitted Tee
£25.00
Full Sprint, Full Fluff T-Shirt
£25.00
Bored & Balanced T-Shirt
£25.00
Marathon Meow-mentum T-Shirt
£25.00
One Ama, Many Lives T-Shirt
£25.00
World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt
£25.00
Paddle Hair, Don't Care - Fitted Tee
£25.00
No Rotation Tee
£25.00
World's Okayest Paddler Fitted Tee
£25.00
World's Top 100% T-Shirt
£25.00
World's Mediocre-ist Paddler T-Shirt
£25.00
95% Enthusiasm Tee
£25.00
May Spontaneously Talk About Kayaking - DRIFT Tee
£25.00
The Drummer Is Always Right Tee
£25.00
No Rotation Tee
£25.00
Like A Girl - ENDURE Fitted Tee
£25.00
Beat Of The Boat T-Shirt
£25.00
Personal Best* Tee
£25.00
Dragon Tee
£25.00
Life Oar Death T-Shirt
£25.00
The Run Is Part Of The Race - ENDURE Fitted Tee
£25.00
Stroke Rate Wins - APEX Tee
£25.00
The Catch Is Everything - APEX Tee
£25.00
Relentless 1000m - APEX Tee
£25.00
Split Hunter - APEX Tee
£25.00
120 Strokes Per Minute - APEX Tee
£25.00
500m Burn - APEX Tee
£25.00
Pure Speed - APEX Tee
£25.00
Sprint Mode - APEX Tee
£25.00
Worlds Okayest Paddler T-Shirt
£25.00
All The Boats Fitted Tee
£25.00
World's Okayest Paddler limited edition T-shirt
£25.00
Will Paddle For Coffee Fitted Tee
£25.00
Paddling Since The 60s T-shirt
£25.00
Paddle For Coffee Tee
£25.00
I Love Paddling Tee
£25.00
I Love Paddling Fitted Tee
£25.00